…. can I please just have a fic where Derek is Scott’s d-bag older brother after his dad married Scott’s mom, and all Derek does is pester Scott and Stiles when he’s home on the weekends from college (even though he did it all the time in high school, too) and eat all the food in the house. Scott acts like he can’t stand him, even though he really goes to Derek when he has an issue. Scott’s not a very good brother, and Derek has this unhealthy obsession with teasing Stiles and shoving him around and basically pigtail-pulling Scott’s best friend. It just gets worse after Stiles hits senior year, because he’s started really working out for lacrosse and Derek is starting to notice.
Scott isn’t sure how he feels about Derek creeping on his best friend. He’s really not sure how to feel when Derek sends him stupid texts asking when the next lacrosse game is, or when Stiles is going to spend the night again - because Derek does like to come by during the week when his classes aren’t too bad.
oops I accidentally mini fic. D:
#pretty sure that was a stealthy Hoechlin improv